Hola? Como Esta? I Don’t Speak Spanish.
I’m a guy. I’m a guy with a hat.
Actually, I’m a guy with a wide selection of hats and glasses.
I have tattoos. I have an eclectic taste and I’m not afraid to say it.
Also, whenever I wanna get out of a conversation, I’ll yell “Look over there! It’s a panda bear!” and either hang up the phone or run away. I’ve done to my mother and she was not happy.
Over the past several months I’ve been evaluating my life and trying to figure out where to go from where I am now to where I wanna be and I’ve come to two conclusions:
1.) Everything I’ve ever done until this point has been complete luck and let’s forge forward with that
2.) Now that Doomsday has passed, I’m officially out of excuses for not doing anything with my life and I have to press on.
Anyway, this is gonna be fun. So much we’re gonna get arrested in Nebraska. I’ve never been, but I heard it’s nice.