How useless do you have to be to be the drummer in a marching army?

You suck at archery, you can’t use a club properly and god forbid if you use anything with a sharp edge to it. The commanding officer must’ve hated you during basic training.

“Well, shit Arnie. You shot Johnston in the foot, broke his nose and caused several causalities in the process. I’d put you on the front lines, but I’m terrified for the safety of my company. Do you at least have rhythm?”

That’s how I would deal with the misfit of the platoon.


About ryantpoole

Ryan T Poole is a former broadcast public relations specialist and morning show producer. His time is spent updating this blog, watching and analyzing TV and movies, reading, listening to music, taking care of his pets, and refocusing his energy into more productive outlets. He likes cold coffee, hot tea, long conversations, and obscure references.

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