Phone Calls

Roger: “I just started to smell bacon out of nowhere and I’m home alone… Do… Do ghosts like bacon, too? How did they get money for it?!”

Lacy: “You live by yourself. Are you sure you didn’t start a pan of bacon and forget about it?”

R: “No, I checked and I have no bacon in the house.”

L: “Is your neighbor making bacon again and it’s wafting into your apartment again?”

R: “…”

L: “Night, Roger.”

R: “Night.”

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Ryan T Poole is a former broadcast public relations specialist and morning show producer. His time is spent updating this blog, watching and analyzing TV and movies, reading, listening to music, taking care of his pets, and refocusing his energy into more productive outlets. He likes cold coffee, hot tea, long conversations, and obscure references.

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